Holiday.......

We started this holiday off with the usual visit to see my family.

We arrived at my sisters to sort the dresses out and four hours later we were still there, yikes, we was suppost to be at me brothers for 10am for a day out somewhere nice with them.

It started with screaming and shouting as soon as we got into my sisters house, she was hurling it at me and I was hurling right back at her.....not nice really......in the end we sorted out a lot of problems and made friends again...now that was very nice, she has also been having some other problems and hopefully with two heads better than one we might have solved that one!!

Paulie, at one point was ready to dive in and break it up, but he is glad he did not now, as he said watching us fall out and make up proved there was a very special bond there and it sould not be intruded on.......

We have been and ordered Paulies suit for the wedding today and I must say he is going to look bloody lovely, all we have to do is get the rest of the gang to order theirs now.......

After all that we have been to the hospital today and have more blood taken off me, BLOODY VAMPS....lol...and now I have to go for more test, which will take it to nearly the end of the year before they sort out why Im such a moody ....lol....

Chill time now, all the animals are feed and snoozing and there is something good on the telly for a change...lol....

Debbie

OOOH WHAT A NITE!!

We really enjoyed our nite out last nite.....

We ordered a Taxi and it arrive on time which is a bonus...lol...only prob was as we drove off she told us that is was £5 for the first mile, we would not mind we was only going 2 miles away from home...Bloody £6 for a 2 mile journey...what a rip off....

On the way home Paulie rang for a taxi again and was told it would be £6.50 this time before we had even set off...no way hosay...so our friends kindly dropped us off...only prob was our friends have two kids and one of them instisted on sitting on Paulies knee in the back of the car, we are not use to kids, but it was a fantastic nite....

When we got home Paulie instisted on opening a bottle of wine, which was a bad idea as he was already three sheats to the wind, it must of took me half an hour to get him up the bloody stairs...lol...

We have arranged to go out again without kids this time and will most probably go watching dog racing again, the last time we went it was a good nite and we ended up winning a few quid.....

After that the next time we go out,we will all be together with be at our wedding, this is going to be one propper party, and we carnt wait to toast the celebration ...yippee....I know Paulies dad John is really looking forward to a big family get to gether and I think he has got some surprises in store....

Tonite the Olympics closing celebrations are on and they are just as bad as the opening ones...lol...please please please bring back normal telly...lol...

Debbie

TOOO FUNNY!!

On a flight to Chicago, a gentleman had made several attempts to getinto the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. The flightattendant noticed his predicament. "Sir," she said, "you may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

He went in and did what he needed to do, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR.

Who would know if he touched them?

He couldn't resist...he pushed WW.

Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button..

Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom is more than a restroom,it is tender loving pleasure!

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button, which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew, he was in a hospital and, as soon as he opened his eyes, saw a nurse staring down at him with a smirk on her face.

"What happened?" he exclaimed.

"You pushed one too many buttons," replied the nurse.

"The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."

Misty

Misty being the usual, Ill look when Im ready!!

Toddy

toddy having a nosey

Eric

Meet Eric!!

New Arrival!

What a hetic couple of days!

Its been mad at work esp with us being off next week, I think me new boss is seeing how far he can push me for this new job, every other word out of his mouth is:-

Debbie can you do this?

Debbie have you finished that?

Debbie let me know when you have finished as Ive got something else for you!!

Ive been run ragged...lol...

This morning we have been and done some shopping and also treated meself to some new pjs, followed by getting our new kitty "Eric".

At the mo, Lucy is whining like mad cause she really wants to investigate this new bundle of Fur...lol... At one point you could not hear yourself think cause of the racket she is making....Toddy & Misty have been and had a look but are leaving him alone till he settles in, we hope....

Tonite we are going for a meal with some friends from work, Im really looking forward to it, esp as its just up the road from us, so neither Paulie or me will be driving...lol...sore heads in the morning.....

Debbie

Tickled Pink!

Here are a few jokes that tickled me.......

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home'." That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's not unusual."

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Glad Wrap shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him". So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy"

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese and there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad......or maybe my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu, but I'm pretty sure it's Colin.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled in by a strong currant.

Two fish are in a tank
One says to the other "I'll man the guns, you drive"

Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullsh1t before.

Hope you enjoy!!

Debbie

My beloved Tyler, always in my mind..... 

Dreaming!!

I carnt believe its only wednesday.....A THORN BETWEEN TWO WEEKENDS.....

Since I was ickle, all I thought about was running my own dogs home, and never thought it would come true in a million years....I told Paulie my dream and today, not sure why! Paulie has been on to the bank and looking into this for me.....

We both love and adore our pets and before I moved here I had quite a few pets, all rescued and all needing a loving home.....

Tyler was my first and was with me for 14 years, sadly she passed away two years this november the 9th, she was so special and I miss her loads, she was always there when things got down and never asked for anything in return, she was a very loyal and special friend... she hated men with a vengence, but for some unknow reason, she fell in love with Paulie and would even let him take her a walk and feed her and play with her....

I told Paulie never to let me have another dog, as I could not go through the hartache that I did with Tyler, and he stuck to his guns till I begged over chrismas that the house was empty and I could not stand it anymore.

Hence Lucy arrived on the 2nd of January 2002, when we went to pick her, Paulie just walked right passed as she was in a kennel with news paper on the bottom and instead of her being White she was very very dirty and scruffy....after we got her home and bathed her you could see this special ickle bundle of fun just wanting lot and lots of love.....

Lets see what happens as we explore the net looking for properties and advice on running your own boarding kennels and also a home for animals needing a place to stay till we find them that special one they always wanted....

Debbie

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SORRY!

I must say a big sorry to all my readers, Im not normally a ickle 5ft grumpy sod….lol....

But this wedding is really getting to the both of us at the mo, roll on the 19th December…lol…

A ickle thank you to Jenny who left a lovely comment today.

Today while eating me butties, which Paulie had made were very unusual indeed…they consisted of Pork n Egg roll, tommies, Mayo and then in the middle Wensleydale Cheese…lol… I was reading all our blogs and checking stats on how many visits etc and I was moved by Paulies Blog, I really do love this man to bits and am looking forward to us having many many happy years to come.

Ive had me interview today and also had to do a test, which tells me boss if Im Barmy or not…lol…Think he has made his own mind up on that one before I did the test…lol… Hopefully it all went well and if I don’t get the job this time, I don’t think it will be long before Im up for promotion anyway.

It took me ages to get home tonite, the traffic was at a standstill on a road that usually takes me all of 5 mins to get down, next it was thundering and lightning and I was wishing for me car to have wings or something to get me home quicker…lol….

Remember, have a good cry cause it make you pee less…lol…lmao….

Debbie

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Bridesmaids from HELL!

After yesterdays chill day, (I thought it was going to good to be true!) all hell broke loose last nite.

It started with a phone call to my older brother to tell him we was visiting on Bank Holiday Monday and he was chuffed to bits, next I rang my sister to tell her the same and to let her know that Id managed to get us an appointment for our dress measurements.

The phone call started:-
Me:- Hello, are you ok?
Sis:- yep
Me:- I have managed to get us in on the saturday you wanted, but you have to be here early, we are booked in for 10am
Sis:- You are bloody joking arnt you?, why carnt she fit us in on a Sunday?
Me:- Sis, I dont think you are being fair, the lady has worked all week and has family you know!
Sis:- I dont know where you live and I will get lost just me travelling.(LOL....her friend use to live about four junctions down the motorway from us!!and she use to make it there on her own)
Me:- No you wont I will do a map for you
Sis:- Deb, even you get lost on motorways, Moan, Moan, Moan!!
Me:- Bloody hell sis, I will come and pick you up meself, then you wont get bloody lost!
Sis:- Did you tell her about the colour of the dress, If I could have it half and half, a lighter colour at the top and that RED you have picked at the bottom.....
Me:- Yep, she said its fine, just come and pick whatever you like, but you are having the RED..
Sis:- I dont want the red, I will look like a RED PEPPER gone wrong!
Me:- (Totally fed up by this stage) "GIVES IN" AGAIN, you can have what colour you like.....
Sis:- Oh goody, I will have emerald green, thats will go with christmas....
Me:- Getting rather annoyed now, you aint having bloody green, I can not stand bloody green...
The conversation went back and forth with this for a while and ended up with us putting the phone down on each other.....

By the time Paulie had come into the living room, I was Screaming blue murder and Paulie was doing his best to calm me down, Next he got the phone and he called me sister and this time it went like this:-
Paul:- What have you said to upset your sister.
Sis:- Nothing
Paul:- Whats the problem with the dress?
Sis:- There isnt a problem with the dress, I will be down that Satuday.
Paul:- Thinking.......I must have got the wrong number...lol....
Paul:- So, you like the dress and you are coming for the fittings?
Sis:- Everythings fine, apart from the style and the colour!
Paul:- Its Debbies special day and what she wants she should have, surely!!
Sis:- Im not having red, if she wants red she will have to find someone else!
Paul:- Lets just see whats available when you come down.
Sis:- Ok, and puts the phone down.......

So it looks like now I aint got any bridesmaids and Lucy will be walking down the isle in a nice red dress....lol...lmao.....at least she wont complain.......

IT GETS WORSE!!
I have not heard from my twin brother for about 8 weeks, and he still had not sent a reply to the wedding invite, So I ring him and Im not sure what he was on, dont even think he was on this earth...lol... but the more I spoke the more angry he got, saying he was not paying out for a hotel and was not driving anywhere. I just said "All I want is an ANSWER, are you coming YES or NO?"

The answer was a big fat NO.......

For chuffs sake, why carnt I have a normal happy family??

This is Debbie reporting for Buttercup Blog, Fed up, Pissed off, Want a new life and wish I wernt here......

Nosey

PJ Day

Today, we are having a "PJ Day", this starts with get up very early, cause we are so use to being up before 6am every morning, its like something pings inyour head and eh ho your awake!!

Next a nice hot soke in the bath with lots of pampering...lovely jubbly.....then getting your favourite PJs on and doing nothing for the rest of the day, except have food, drink lots of coffee and get square eyes from watching telly....

But there is a difference today as we are both wide awake and full of beans...raring to go!

Not sure how long this is going to last as Paulie is watching the Olimpics and Im already getting bored and its only 8am, even Lucy is wandering about...lol...

Then again we have got a pretty hectic weekend next week, we are going picking our new kitty Eric up and then going to a friends BBQ then going to the sunday market and seeing what bargains they have got then its our week off from work so that will be packed full with days out!!

Debbie

Low Funds

I will be glad when this wedding is over and done with and me wages are me own....

At the moment we are puting about two thirds of me wages into the savings account and watching it grow with out much interest being added...booo...bank should be shot...lol...

We live quite well on the money we have left, but just think in December, I will be bloody rich...that should be WE....lol...

I was speaking to Becky today and she does not pay her parents any money at all to live there, I can not beleive it when I first started work I earn a mear £40 per week and me Dad took £20 of that for me living with them, Im not sure how I managed as me train pass to work was £10 per week....Thank god for MUMS....without the purse strings you would be totally up shit creek without a paddle...lol...

We did not have time to do me interview today at work and was told it would be on monday, lets hope so....

Time to go and check me bank balance and cry as I dont get paid for another week and half....ouch...

Debbie

Temper, Temper, Temper!!

On my way to work I normally pick Baby Ben up, got to the bus stop were he normally waits and low and behold no BEN, I waited for a few mins and decided I could be here all morning at the lazy git had most prob not even got his arse out of bed!!

I arrive at work at me usual time and next me mobile is going, as I answered all I heard was:-
Ben - Where the hell are you?
Me - At work
Ben - You have left me at the bus stop!
Me - Dont bloody think so, you was not there!!
Ben - SCREAMING - I WAS
Me - You was not
Ben - SHOUTING - I WAS......

The call ended with me saying very sternly, that he was not and cutting the call.....

Next I bumped into his manager and told him the tale and said that from now on the ickle git would be late as he was not getting in me car for love nor money....

At 5pm on the dot, I left work and got into me car, started the engine and then got a tap on the window, it was Ben.....

Ben - Please can I have a lift home?
Me - Sod off
Ben - Please
Me - Talk to the hand
Ben - Sulking walked off in the direction of the bus stop.
Me - Started to drive off

Next the heavens opened and it was pouring with rain, it was coming down that heavy me windscreen wipers could not cope, at this point I felt really guilty and pull over and rang him, he had just managed to get on the bus, but said he was wet through...lol...

This morning I got to the bus stop after forgiving Ben for being nasty and bloody hell fire he was not there,me mobile was ringing him in a flash, he was two mins away and was at the car within no time...as a token gesture, he produce a bottle of Bacardi, now how can I stay mad with him...lol...lmao....

The moral of this story is your dont get anywere in life shouting at people and you most def dont if you piss Debbie off...lol...lmao....

Debbie

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Not again!!

Bed time mummy!! 

Posing Pussies!!

Stop pointing that camera at me!! 

NEWS FLASH

Well yesterday, I heard some news, some good, but mostly bad!

One of my colluges at work has been offered a really good promotion and has grabbed it with both hands, dont blame him to be honest....that leaves his job open. I was hoping for the promotion myself but was informed that this Pillock that Ive already worked with before was coming in for a short time. Im gutted, this twit thinks he knows it all and will do anything to get into the Bosses good books and calls everyone MATE....

As we had our meeting yesterday and was told the news, everyone knew I was not a happy bunnie when I turned the air BLUE at the thought of having to work with this CRETIN again!!

Today I have been in to see my new boss and we had a chat and I expressed my feelings and told him what a rough ride it had been with so many people coming and going and just being expected to do the job without any understanding of my work load....

He is now interviewing for the position which has cheered me up a ickle bit as Im one of the canidates,the only other prob is a girl that worked for him before will be being interviewed as well.... my CV is already printed off and waiting in me bag for tomorrow along with me pork and mayo butties..lol..

GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN!!!

Debbie

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Trying Day!

Well its been a bit of a bobbins weekend apart from getting me wedding shoes that is and a propper bargain they were, reduced in the sale from wait for it £35 down to £3, Im impressed, really impressed.....

Next job is to get my wedding dress sorted and also the bridesmaids as well, which is proving harder than we thought as my sis and my neice are not too keen on the colour we have picked plus when we looked at dresses for my neice she was only a ickle girl and now she is growing into a young woman and not too keen on this ickle cute dress we have picked for her, Hence the phone call "Aunty Deb, do you relise how old I am...lol.."

Paulie keeps telling her if she dont behave then he will make her walk down the isle dressed as a christmas tree...lol...lmao....

Today our new Accountant started and from what I can make out he is fair and honest, what more can you ask of when your last Accountants ended up with one having a nervous breakdown and the other being sacked, watch this space.....

I feel like doing a drum roll....lol....lmao....

Debbie

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JOKE OF THE DAY!

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

What do they say?" the priest inquired.

They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and
your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time."

"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

There was stunned silence.

Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered."

its all so quiet...

Well it was quiet last nite and today, lets hope the weekend is as well....propper chill out time.....

Ive been to the docs tonite and he checked me throat and says that it irritated and is sore but looking good, (how the hell did he come up with that one)...lol...he did not give me any tablets just said to gargle with salt water, think I will be gargleing with bacardi and code tonite...lol...

Our new Accountant starts on monday, so Im full of something, not sure what it is...lol... I just hope he is as cool as they all say he is.....

Our overtime has stopped at work....cry....so now i will be home at the same time as Paulie, bloody hell now Im going to have to start cooking again, as you can bet Paulie is going to go on strike...lol...wonder how many times he would like beans on toast in one week!!...lol...

Jingle all the way!!

Debbie

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Return of the Fire Yobs....

Oh, What a nite.....

Sat here watching Eastender and Harvey started to bark at the back door, We looked ou the kitchen window and low and behold another fire in the empty buildings again, this time a ickle portacabin, within mins the fire bragade was here doing a fantastic job....

After doing some car shufling, we finally move our cars back to normal and then the grumpy next door but one neighbour tries starting to pick a fight about us having two cars and that really we should not park at the back of our house - cheecky git (I could call him worse), but then I would just be as bad as him!! Paulie was just ready for giving him a piece of his mind as I looked round and the other building was on fire...bloody hell...can no one leave anything alone in this world....

Ive managed to get some piccies, not sure if you can see the full extent of what was happening.....

At this rate I dont think Paulie or me will be getting much sleep tonite with sheer worry of what is going to happen next!!

Debbie

Crazy world

What an Earth is going on in this crazy world......

Fire No. 2

Fire No. 2

Almost out!

Almost out!

Fire No. 1

Fire No. 1

Cough Cough Cough

Not sure if its the weather, but I seem to have me cold back again and this time with a vengence!! all nite Ive been up coughing and moaning cause me throat is very sore, so Ive decided to go to the Docs, only prob is I carnt get an appointment till friday nite, bloody typical...by this time I will have no voice at all..lol.. wonder if a very large Vodkka & Coke will cool it down??

Today, the weather was really bad going to work and what would normally be a pleasant drive cause I set off early to avoid all the traffic jams, became a nitemare, the way I go to work is all up and down hill and I had to have me wipers on super speed and could just about see. Next was knowing were the water was on the road so I did not start Aquaplaining...(this might be spelt wrong...lol...) Then the roads were flooded that much that I could not avoid drenching innocent predresians, sending them home for a change of clothes....lol....lmao...SORRY...lol...

Watching the world go by as I did my work, the road outside had been flooded most of the morning and the traffic was near standstill as it started moving again, I heard the familiar crunching sound of metal on metal, only to see two women holding up even more traffic exchanging insurance details etc, only a few hours later and it happened again, in the same spot as the last one...causing yet more traffic chacos...

Seriousley, when the weather is this bad, you do have to take extra care.....

Time to go and check out our tea of Pork steaks with mushroom and onions with lots of garlic and of coure not forgetting the roast pots...yummy...scrummy delicious...

Be carefull out there!!

Debbie

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Cool chick!!

Ready for action, cool shades on.....

Rare piccie

Most prob the first and last time you will see me in a dress...lol...