A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.
"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.
You did WHAT ? ! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know,"explained the boy,
"I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Friday, March 25, 2005
The End!
Hi Everyone
This will be me last post on here, I just have not got time to do it anymore so Im going to do the odd post on our other site Snowbabies like in the early days before i started this one.
Its been great getting all your lovely comments and sharing my life - thanks to everyone :-))
I will add all your links onto our Snowbabies site and hope you enjoy reading it as much as I hope you have enjoyed reading my blog here.
Hope to see you on the other side, take care....
Debbie
This will be me last post on here, I just have not got time to do it anymore so Im going to do the odd post on our other site Snowbabies like in the early days before i started this one.
Its been great getting all your lovely comments and sharing my life - thanks to everyone :-))
I will add all your links onto our Snowbabies site and hope you enjoy reading it as much as I hope you have enjoyed reading my blog here.
Hope to see you on the other side, take care....
Debbie
Wednesday, March 23, 2005
So Far So Good!
Hello again, well this week is flying by carnt believe its Thursday tomorrow!!
Im doing well in me new job and everyone seems really nice, there is no raised voices or nastyness or dirty looks or anything, its very quiet and relaxed and when we have a giggle its a good one...lol...
Dan my old boss told me some news before i left me old job, he was being made redundant, which made me mind up even more to get out of the hell hole......
Lolly and Lucy are in full spirits tonite, Lolly is chasing anything that moves and carrying toys from his bed to the sofa and back again, while barking to let everyone know what hes upto.
Time to take the ickle buggers out for a run on the field and see if we can get some of this energy out of him...lol...
Debbie
Message for Paulie P:- you have got your sums wrong, Paulie has Three butties and Debbie has One, that means that there are Two left....Next cafe opening time is Tuesday morning, What would you prefer Turkey or Ham...lol...lmao...
Im doing well in me new job and everyone seems really nice, there is no raised voices or nastyness or dirty looks or anything, its very quiet and relaxed and when we have a giggle its a good one...lol...
Dan my old boss told me some news before i left me old job, he was being made redundant, which made me mind up even more to get out of the hell hole......
Lolly and Lucy are in full spirits tonite, Lolly is chasing anything that moves and carrying toys from his bed to the sofa and back again, while barking to let everyone know what hes upto.
Time to take the ickle buggers out for a run on the field and see if we can get some of this energy out of him...lol...
Debbie
Message for Paulie P:- you have got your sums wrong, Paulie has Three butties and Debbie has One, that means that there are Two left....Next cafe opening time is Tuesday morning, What would you prefer Turkey or Ham...lol...lmao...
Monday, March 21, 2005
Saturday, March 19, 2005
Oh Brother!
Well Paulies brother David came to stay with us last sunday......
He had to be up early with us or he would of ended being locked upstairs till we got home from work, he did really well until wednesday morning when he just rolled back over and went back to sleep...he did finally get his backside downstairs for us getting out of the door on time to get out.
We are glad he came as there were a lot of questions to be asked and answered, we left this till tuesday evening and glad we did as the nite went really well, he is now back home with Paulies Dad and most prob driving him mad again...lol...
It was me last week at the Job from Hell and to honest I dont think I could have worked there a min longer, to add insult to injury me cold came back with a vengence and by thursday nite I had a temp and was freezing cold, but Paulie was instisting that I was boiling red hot.....
Im feeling a ickle bit better today and we have managed to get out and get some new trousers for me new job next week, I will have a nice uniform at this new job which saves on me buying new blouses etc...
We also got the doggies some new toys and Paulie got some shorts and trunks for our Holidays (carnt wait) but as its very nice weather here today he has decided to change into a pair of them....this was after he instisted on having all his hair chopped off cause he was too warm, guess who the hair dresser was??...lol...
We are going to have our tea out today at Kentucky and get some dvd's to watch, nice and chilled....
Debbie
He had to be up early with us or he would of ended being locked upstairs till we got home from work, he did really well until wednesday morning when he just rolled back over and went back to sleep...he did finally get his backside downstairs for us getting out of the door on time to get out.
We are glad he came as there were a lot of questions to be asked and answered, we left this till tuesday evening and glad we did as the nite went really well, he is now back home with Paulies Dad and most prob driving him mad again...lol...
It was me last week at the Job from Hell and to honest I dont think I could have worked there a min longer, to add insult to injury me cold came back with a vengence and by thursday nite I had a temp and was freezing cold, but Paulie was instisting that I was boiling red hot.....
Im feeling a ickle bit better today and we have managed to get out and get some new trousers for me new job next week, I will have a nice uniform at this new job which saves on me buying new blouses etc...
We also got the doggies some new toys and Paulie got some shorts and trunks for our Holidays (carnt wait) but as its very nice weather here today he has decided to change into a pair of them....this was after he instisted on having all his hair chopped off cause he was too warm, guess who the hair dresser was??...lol...
We are going to have our tea out today at Kentucky and get some dvd's to watch, nice and chilled....
Debbie
Tuesday, March 15, 2005
Are you under stress??
The attached photo has 2 identical dolphins in it. It was used in a case study on stress level at St. Mary's Hospital.
Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins are identical. A closely monitored, scientific study of a group revealed that in spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical; a person under stress would find differences in the two dolphins. If there are many differences found between both dolphins, it means that the person is experiencing a great amount of stress. Look at the photograph and if you find more than one or two differences you may want to take a holiday.
Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins are identical. A closely monitored, scientific study of a group revealed that in spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical; a person under stress would find differences in the two dolphins. If there are many differences found between both dolphins, it means that the person is experiencing a great amount of stress. Look at the photograph and if you find more than one or two differences you may want to take a holiday.
Saturday, March 12, 2005
Busy Busy Busy!
Hello again, sorry its been a week, but we have been busy bunnies.........
The house is still on and we have been to have another look today and asked the nice chappie if he would wait, he said no probs as long as we could promise we were comitted, we assured him we was 100%.
Our house has got the "FOR SALE" sign up....yippee....fandabbiedozie.....and we have our first veiwing on monday evening.....
News about my job, I gave me notice in on friday, much to the surprise of our financial director, he could not beleive it and said he thought after all the hassel things had gone quiet and settled down, our Accountant soon told him how the land lyed and now I think he has got the picture....
So lets hope I can settle down in me new job, its been a mighty struggle getting it, first was the first interview with lots of tests then I made it to the second interview in which I was grueled for over an hour with all sorts of questions thrown at me, then to be told I had to go to a third interview as it was between me and another girl and they could not decide......
This morning I had to work and was thankfull it will be the last ever saturday I have to work, when I got home Paulie was being chef again and made us both lovley bacon butties and of course not forgetting the most important a very strong coffee, then we went to see the new house and after that took Lucy and Lolly for a walk at the park and give the ducks some nice warburtons bread......
After a very long soak in the bath its now chill time with a very large B&C, both doggies are knackered and the cats are in supa chilled mode....
We have Paulies brother coming staying for a few days from tomorrow, so that will be a nice change, think Paulies dad is due for a break......
Till next time, be happy!!
Debbie
The house is still on and we have been to have another look today and asked the nice chappie if he would wait, he said no probs as long as we could promise we were comitted, we assured him we was 100%.
Our house has got the "FOR SALE" sign up....yippee....fandabbiedozie.....and we have our first veiwing on monday evening.....
News about my job, I gave me notice in on friday, much to the surprise of our financial director, he could not beleive it and said he thought after all the hassel things had gone quiet and settled down, our Accountant soon told him how the land lyed and now I think he has got the picture....
So lets hope I can settle down in me new job, its been a mighty struggle getting it, first was the first interview with lots of tests then I made it to the second interview in which I was grueled for over an hour with all sorts of questions thrown at me, then to be told I had to go to a third interview as it was between me and another girl and they could not decide......
This morning I had to work and was thankfull it will be the last ever saturday I have to work, when I got home Paulie was being chef again and made us both lovley bacon butties and of course not forgetting the most important a very strong coffee, then we went to see the new house and after that took Lucy and Lolly for a walk at the park and give the ducks some nice warburtons bread......
After a very long soak in the bath its now chill time with a very large B&C, both doggies are knackered and the cats are in supa chilled mode....
We have Paulies brother coming staying for a few days from tomorrow, so that will be a nice change, think Paulies dad is due for a break......
Till next time, be happy!!
Debbie
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